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Shrekism is a religion revolving around the popular meme of the ogre Shrek. Shrekism is generally the belief that Shrek created the heavens and the earth with His bare hands, and that He is the most almighty being in existence. The religion originates from Shrekchan.com, where there are many Shrekists (or Brogres) who tell stories of occasions when they were visited by their Ogrelord. Shrekism is also in great quantities on Miiverse, where countless users dedicate their Miis and posts to Shrek.
Shrekism on Miiverse
Shrekism is not hard to find on Miiverse. In communities such as Super Smash Bros. for Wii U & 3DS, New Super Luigi U, and the Scribblenauts Unlimited community, people can occasionally be seen posting about Shrek. People mostly post phrases such as "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" or "It's all ogre now" in an attempt to seem funny and original.
The Miiverse Admins, however, are very much against Shrekism's widespread affect on Miiverse. Countless users have had their posts deleted by the admins for mentioning Shrek in any way. Saying "Get Shrekt!" is considered a capitol offense to the admins. There is much controversy over this, because the admins are more likely to ban someone for mentioning Shrek's name than ban someone for making 9/11 jokes.
Drek worshipers, unfortunately, are also in great abundance on Miiverse. Some people have posted phrases like, "Shrek is Drek!" or "How about that Shrek? Ain't he just so Drek?!" while trying to annoy Shrekists. Drek worshipers enjoy trolling and harassing Shrekists for their beliefs, which has caused many Miiverse battles and bannings.
The Ogrelord's Prayer
Shrekists even have their own official prayer. The prayer can be seen below:
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Cutting onions with my knife,
May Shrek grant us eternal life,
May we frolic through His swamp,
and may the deaths of Farquaads be quick and prompt.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.