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Matthew
MatthewIsDank
This Mii is beautiful. Admit it.
NNID asdfpickleasdf
Age 13
Joined 9/6/2014
Community Wii Fit U Community
Followers 81
System(s) owned 3DS
Birthday Unknown
Alts AyyLmaoM8

AyyLmaoM9

Hello, I take too long to draw mediocre pieces of art

—Matthew

Matthew (ASDF_PICKLE) is a user who usually shitposts in the Wii Fit U Community with other smashers/users. He owns a 3DS, his main account having 81 followers. His alternate accounts were made by his friend Heavy Iron (LordFerrokGaming), on his Wii U.

Nintendo Network IDs

asdfpickleasdf - (Main, Active, 81 followers, following 65, 700 posts) View this account here.

ASDF_PICKLE - (Main, permabanned, deleted, 114 followers) View this account here.

AyyLmaoM8 - (Alt, Inactive, 40 followers, following 23, 467 posts) View this account here.

AyyLmaoM9 - (Alt, Inacitve, 38 followers, following 15, 546 posts) View this account here.

Rules

Matthew has a selection of rules, which will be listed here. He just copied them from a website, but modified them a bit. You can view it here.

1. Do not talk about the Wii Fit U Community.

2. Do NOT talk about the Wii Fit U Community.

3. We are the smashers.

4. We are legion.

5. We do not forgive, we do not forget.

6. The Wii Fit U Community is not your personal army.

7. No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.

8. Smashers can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters.

9. Smashers are still able to deliver. (9). If it exists, there is a Touhou Project of it.

10. There are no real rules about posting.

11. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.

12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

13. Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.

14. Do not argue with trolls - it means they win.

15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

17. Every win fails eventually.

18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.

19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.

21. Pics or it didn't happen.

22. Original content is original only for a few seconds before it's no longer original. Every post is always a repost of a repost.

29. On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

30. Girls do not exist on the internet.

32. Lurk more - it's never enough.

36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish.

41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys, it's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.

43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying to corrupt it.

Trivia

  • Birthday: August 29, 2001
  • Full Name: Matthew Dryden [not full full name though, :^)]
  • Favorite artists: Animusic, the Beatles, Billy Joel, Boston, Bruce Hornsby & the Range, the Cars, Guns N' Roses, Journey, Kansas, REO Speedwagon, Steve Miller Band, Styx, Warren Zevon.
  • Some friends: Jack (LordFerrokGaming), Zeke (Zekemuniz12)
  • Knows how to play piano. [not that much though :^)]
  • Can't stop procrastinating.
  • Has created a meme at least once.
  • His drawings usually get 8-30 yeahs, while his text posts usually get 3-10.

Gallery

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