This article is satirical and not meant to be taken seriously.
John Hannibal Smith(also obligatory to call waifu god), is the main character from the best anime ever, "The A-Team". The way he smokes and plannifies attacks, united by his beautiful face made him a wonderful character that ended being stuck in every human's mind.
The Man, The Legend
"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team."-God when he was asked about the history of Hannibal-
Hannibal Smith was the leader of a command, that ended being sent to prison by a crime that they didn't commit... I shouldn't be telling this, everyone has seen this legendary anime right now.
But anyway, he is the leader of the A-Team, a group that tries to help other persons while they escape from the goverment. He is helped by Templeton Faceman Peck (the George Clooney of the team) H.M.Murdock (the Jim Carrey) and M.A.Baracus (the best anime fighter ever).
NOW WITH THE 4KIDS VERSION... THEY HAD TO RUIN THIS ANIME TOO. >:(
Hannibal was the leader of the strongest band at the military high school, but they rivals sent them to the director due to an incident that they didn't comit. Due to the fact that Hannibal always is with a lollipop on his mouth, he and the gang was sent to the punishement room. But they escaped, and illegally escaped on a car. Now they go around the neighbourhood trying to help other "candy sellers" with they problems, while they run from the kids police.
This version is hated by the otakus, like every other 4kids dub.
He is in the Hall Of Fame as the "best anime character in the history" along with Cory and Michael Knight
He beat Chuck Norris and John Cena at the same time with one hand behind his back
He made the best Nutshack edit ever
He never got Rickrolled
He made the Mona Lisa with his eyes closed
He is known as the best waifu in anime
His first cigarette was sold on an event by the price of Bill Gate's fortune.
Duke Nukem is his bitch
He is more funny than Filthy Frank
He's cooler than Korndude
If you disagree, he will send MA Baracus to pit you as the fool you have always been