This article is satirical and not meant to be taken seriously.
Five Nights at Miiverse Before Dark is a game being made by Totodile which is a parody of Five nights at Freddy's. It is in progress
5 nights spoopy stuff hapened at the Wii Fit U (that sets up the things) shenanigens insue
Bigley; Bigley is the mascot of the game, he is the smartest and does not start moving till Night 3.
Shrek, Shrek is normally the first to move and has a chance of having a Shrek is love & life screen.
Lanky; Lanky is a odd fellow trying to grab the banana in your office sometimes, he will take the banana and leave you alone. He has no Style or Grace so he can go in any room no matter were he already is.
Sanic; Sanic is normally in Sanic Sez but when he comes out, he will try to get into your office as fast as he can, try to close the door before he take for your office (does not start moving till Night 2).
Bitley; is so small you can only here were he goes by the noises he makes, he can not hurt you so instead he makes every meme go faster when hes in the room (does not start moving till Night 2).
Ridley; randomly appears in your and crashes your game from his bigness (he is the real ridley) (does not start moving till Night 6).
Spoopy: He is unstoppable so you half to play a video of Spooky Scary Skeletons so he will be occupied during the night.
Illuminati; acts as a BB in this game making you helpless too winding the video of spooky scary skeletons and projecting lights on the memes(does not start moving till Night 2).
Cory; He starts in Cory's House and acts like Mangle. A static yersion of the Cory in the House theme song plays when he's on your camera and near you. Won't move until night 4
Hatty; He will hide in the shadows of Spoopy's room before getting up. Starts moving on Night 2 but will rarely appear on Night 1. He, being the only user here is much smarter than most of the memes, and waits longer when at the doors.
Things that happen
Other than closing doors to escape the memes, you can posts memes somewhere else in the building making them go the area although Spoopy, Bitley, Cory, Lanky, Hatty, and Sanic are not effected by this. You have to wind a youtube video playing spooky scary skeletons in the back and keep your pro skillz up by eating Dew and Doritos, not doing this will leaving you with less agility, and strength to keep them away, and you will drain power faster.
Totodile made this since this is a smashverse game. Whenever you do good on a night, you unlock amiibo, which besides being the plushies of the game, can give you boosts to certain things.
Totodile: Pie head mode
Bigley: The game becomes bigger
Admin: makes the memes stay away for longer (does not effect Spoopy or Sanic)
Sakraichu: makes the memes look like there smashverse counterparts