|System(s) owned||Wii U|
not particularly notable for demanding F-Zero U, lamenting Captain Falcon's lack of relavance, bashing anyone who supports the horrific injustice of Mother having a third character, and is a staunch supporter of the Black Shadow. His Fawlcon Jimmies can be rustled by requesting Ninten, Lucas, or Shadow; people who support Gamatsu and other conspiracy theories leaks; as well as anyone who refuses to acknowledge that Falcondorf is an obscenity that should be de-cloned immediately. He has been a part of #LucinaOnMiiverse since its first post, and has bonded with the young Princess over the Pauwnching of her father.
On 19/8/14 (Bikini Suit Samus Day) Cap.Falcon was unjustly banned for two weeks, for an extremely offensive post (see below) pointing out the hypocrisy of a faction of Nintendo's fanbase. He returned, and later shared many excellent Custom Stages; however has become a rare sight since the death of Old Miiverse.